the-laughing-cactus: Me: *looses every friend ive ever made* Dentist: they’re leaving you cause you dont floss
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
demonhunting: crabbyseer: queenofheartsonthesleeve: So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain . I guess you could say that he adores you get out
sensitivewhiteboy: In sixth grade this Pakistani girl who sat it front of me saw me wearing a shirt with a Hawaiian hula girl on it and she said really loudly for the whole class to hear “aren’t you a little too GAY for that shirt?” and I was just like “aren’t you a little too HAIRY for that skirt?” and she started crying and the funniest part is I ended up being gay anyway
cokekitty: element-alchemist: bedroom—hymns: clusterphoque: do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re...
I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.– Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises (via its-salah)
Like why do I even exist?
Lol even tumblr doesn’t like me
Gotta love those relapses.
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT THE VOICE WAS OF A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN OMFG